Monday, May 10, 2010

Happy Mother's Day

I don't think anyone could have gotten luckier that Denver and I. Not only did we get the best moms in the world...we got the best mother-in-laws too!





Our Mother's still love us even after we...
1. Stuck a peeled off fingernail in Mom's soda straw....right before she drank it.
2. Let our brother think it was my toes he was smashing with a bamboo stick when really it was Mom's.
3. Jump off the back of a moving stationwagon going 45 mph.
4. Scare her to the point of wetting her pants.
5. Watched her get smashed in between the van and the swimming pool building even when we didn't touch anything.
6. Actually touched the gears and wrecked the suburban.

Things we learned from our mother's...
1. Being humble enough to ask how to stop a refrigerator water dispenser from overflowing your cup.
2. You won't get a ticket if you drive 5 mph over the speed limit.
3. How to be the best damn driver.
4. If it doesn't taste just right...put a little butter on it.
5. Instead of calling the police department...call your dad.
6. The best soda...is a stolen soda.
7. Paint it black!
8. If the Angel Moroni waves to you when you come out of the temple...your girlfriend will wait for you.
9. You'll wet your pants if you don't cross your legs when you sneeze or cough.
10. Love your enemies and kill them with kindness.

As we wrote this...we realize just how similar our mothers really are. We are so grateful for everything they have taught us and sacrificed for us. We love you! And we know you'll love this picture!

1 comment:

  1. I am just crackin up while I read this post! So funny, I bet they will LOVE that last picture!!! Love you guys!!!

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